this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
Swimming Pool- The Front Bottoms
|—||Me every time straight people talk about sex (via nerdfightergirl)|
whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge
My new favorite mod. Replaces the “You died” text in Dark Souls.
Me: 2+2= four
White girl: fou’re**
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"